At The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. A cat shows up. St Peter says "I know you! You were...

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine,...

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on...

Suzie had a crush on Mikey since she was 15 years old. Mikey never paid Suzie any attention. Every year Suzie would try to...

I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale sucking in his ample stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver,...

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother,...