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Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight,and I...

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A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and...

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot was fully grown -- with a bad...

Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because...