There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into...

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me...

In prison you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to...

NOW REPEAT AFTER ME ... I will NOT have bad luck, lose my friends, lose my mailing lists, hear music, or see a cool pop...

Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. Dogs don't cry. A dog's time in...

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her...