A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a...

A man lying on his deathbed requested that his wife gather up all his money and place it in the attic. He would pick...

Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy...

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet,...

The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old...

A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it. He...