Chemical Information for Woman/Man
Element: WOMEN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less, usually more)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated...
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As...
Janitor or Millionaire
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