In prison you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to...

NOW REPEAT AFTER ME ... I will NOT have bad luck, lose my friends, lose my mailing lists, hear music, or see a cool pop...

Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. Dogs don't cry. A dog's time in...

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her...

A couple of drinkin' buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hanger at SFO; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do....

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and...