A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I...

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he...

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A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a...

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