Bank Loan
A man walks into a bank and says he's is going overseas for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. For collateral, he offers...
C Monkey
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there another customer walked in and...
Jobs, Satan Announce Deal
August 6, 1997: "The era of competition between good and evil is over," Steve Jobs told a keynote audience at MacWorld Expo today. "We...
Better Choices
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed...
Chat Room Poem
I was sitting in chat room,
Feeling mildly amused,
When I saw something strange,
That left me all confused.
Someone typed a word,
(As far as I could tell)
But...
Boys and Girls Prayers
A Girls Prayer:
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy...



















