Dynamite Body
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.
As...
The Dancing Duck
A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside...
Automatic Aeroplane
The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically,...
Cat Competition
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third...
A Man with Neck Brace
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck.
He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the...
Computer Helpline Antivirus
Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.