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A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive...

A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder...

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break,...

When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably...

Little Zachary was doing poorly in math. His parents, after exhausting all other incentives, finally decided to enroll him in the local Catholic School....