A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of paper, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a...

A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here. "The...

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive...

A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder...

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break,...

When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably...