A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it. Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out. Patient: I wanna second...

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub...

A little boy had been pawing over the stock of greeting cards at a stationery store. After a few minutes the clerk became curious and...

What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5....

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were alldone for him: "I am...

In October, the Indians asked their Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing the answer, the...