A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to...

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long...

Little Girl to her friend: "I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download."

The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his staff...

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says, "I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says, "I'd like...