Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge...

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions...

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others...

Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and welcomes then saying, "you can...

This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just...

The assistant asked the lady if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never...