Ugly Baby
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.
The woman goes to...
No More Queuing
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said,...
Old and Forgetful
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to...
Hammer
A man is in Court. The Judge says, "On the 3rd August, you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death...
Computer Nerds
A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on...
Little Boy on the Bus
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The...



















