Hi-Tech
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers...like a telephone...on his open hand, then puts his palm up against...
Sex Drive
"You're in remarkable shape for a man your age," said the doctor to the ninety-year old man after the examination.
"I know it," said the...
Crashed Computer
I work in a busy office where a computer going down causes quite an inconvenience. Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it...
Veterinarian
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to...
On a Lonely Island
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the...
Vasectomy
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is there...





















