Merry Kiss Me
It was a few days before Christmas. Benny's trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the...
Passing Gas
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn't bother me...
Unbelievable
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why, of course," comes...
The Auction
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught...
Condoms
One day on the way home from work, I stopped at the local pharmacy and while I was checking out, I picked up some...
One in a Billion
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.
The problem was that no matter how much...