A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again...

I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting...

There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses....

Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husband in the back. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we went to a new restaurant...

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or...

My aunt used to tell me there were three kinds of sex in a marriage. There was exciting sex, necessary sex, and hallway sex....