Valentine Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on...
Terrible Accident
A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine...
Goodbye Daddy
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:'God bless...
Blind Man Parachuting
A blind man was describing his favourite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I...
The Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop....
The Facelift
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, "I'll install a...





















