My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught...

While crossing the US-Mexico border on his bicycle, a man was stopped by the guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on...

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned...

Woman 1: I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Woman 2: Really, did they accept him?

When I was in junior. high, all I wanted was a girl with big tits. In high school, I dated a girl with big...

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." Married...