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A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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Gorilla on the Tree
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree.
He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until...
Th next DAY! The respondents must have his been neighbors! 🙂