We Can’t Wait That Long
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. However, the distributor noticed...
Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need...
I Need A Drink
Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had a fight with the little woman."
"Oh...
Three Ducks
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks.
He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for...
What You Did Today?
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.
His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing...
Three Nurses
Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.
The first nurse...

















