Man 1: How old is your wife? Man 2: Approaching forty. Man 1: From which direction? Man 2: From every direction!

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock,...

One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper's house drinking beer. They ran out of beer before...

Young Jane, the editor of a news publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Tim, the computer guy, over to her...

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy...

Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting...