Fun With a Wrong Number
It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. "Hello?" I said.
A girl's voice came...
Stupid Pirate
A pirate was talking to a man in a bar. The man noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this pirate had a pag leg,...
Inside Info
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and...
I Like Lesbian
A guy walked into a bar and noticed a beautiful blonde sitting at the bar. He walked up to her and said "Can I...
3 Legged Chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 kilometre per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at...
The Pharmacist
Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing. The pharmacist is perplexed but...


















