Printer Cleaning
When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably...
Do What He Says
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had...
Brussels Police
"Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
"Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
"Okay, sir. Have you called...
Job Benefits Package
The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary...
Racing Horse
A man was sitting quietly reading his paper and enjoying his breakfast peacefully one morning, when suddenly his wife sneaks up behind him and...
Four Little Animals
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All...


















