Ninety-Ninth Birthday
An eminent old man was being interviewed, and was asked if it was correct that he had just celebrated his ninety-ninth birthday.
'That's right,' said...
Math Homework
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,
"Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six,...
Bad News Good News
A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer...
Late Doctors Appointment
Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist.
Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am...
Kids Are So Smart These Days
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard...