Execution
Three men are about to be executed for crimes. Two guards bring the first man forward, and the executioner asks if he has any...
I Wanna Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she...
New Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon...
Extra Water
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water.
"That way," he said, "You get...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a...
Deathbed Request
A man lying on his deathbed requested that his wife gather up all his money and place it in the attic. He would pick...



















