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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had...

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper and enjoying his breakfast peacefully one morning, when suddenly his wife sneaks up behind him and...

The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary...

Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy, "Paddy, I've got a problem." says Murphy "What's the matter?" replies Paddy. "I've bought a jigsaw and it's too...

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All...