An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon...

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. "We're sorry...

Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out...

Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room. "He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The...

Customer?Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound...

Ben was working at the lumberyard one day, pushing a tree through the saw, when he accidentally cut off all of his fingers. He...