You Complain too much
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a...
Engineers’ Car
Three engineers are riding down the road in a car. Suddenly, the car begins to develop trouble. It's sputtering and it sounds like it's...
Cold Cream
Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face..
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said...
Japanese Travel to New York
There was a Japanese man who went to New York for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a taxi and told the driver...
You Get What You Ask For
A group of previous kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the...
How To Be A Good Husband
He consistently spills things in the same location as to avoid making more than one stain in the carpet.
He sees to it that he...





















