Question: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me,...

A married couple was in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't...

While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the...

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil...

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards,...