Blind Parachuting
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were alldone for him:
"I am...
National Weather Service
In October, the Indians asked their Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing the answer, the...
Cats and Dogs
What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5....
Good Privacy Idea
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home.
When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning,...
Ugly Baby
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.
The woman goes to...
No More Queuing
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said,...