Whales
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because...
Is Windows a Virus?
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1. They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources,...
Cat Calls
A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with...
Clever Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is...
An Insult
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Lost In Seattle
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the...




















