Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says,"My horse is constipated." The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube,...

As I was admitted the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying " I'm going to give you a bracelet." "...

Man going to ATM Pull up to ATM Insert card Enter PIN number Take cash, card, and receipt Walk away Woman going to ATM Pull up to ATM Back up and pull...

This young man in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. One night as he was sitting in a saloon, he...

Helpdesk: And now hit F8. Customer: It's not working. Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly? Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's...

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello, Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When...