The Mime and The Lion
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
However, as soon...
How many times
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"Come on, tell me," she asked for the thousandth...
Problem of an Egg
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
You only get laid once.
The only woman to sit on your face is your mother
It takes 4...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor, seat just infront of the doctor and says, "I think my wife's hearing is failing and not as...
Things Mother Taught Me…
My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."
My Mother taught...
Smuggling
While crossing the US-Mexico border on his bicycle, a man was stopped by the guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on...

















