Baby Planes
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother...
Just Make Sure
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called 911.
When...
Give Me The Bill
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur),
"Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself...
At Home Sick
I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was...
Painting House
Temperature was hitting new high during mid year. Despite the scorching heat, Mark was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment...
Tough Mice
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are.
The first mouse slams down a shot and says, "I play with...




















