I would like to have a Second Opinion
A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.
Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.
Patient: I wanna second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.
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Which Part?
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of course!
