A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
“You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
“What took you so long to answer?”
“I was in bed.”
“What were you doing in bed this late?”
“Getting a second opinion.”
Chap – You’re Merlin aren’t you?
Merlin – Why yes ..it’s nice to be recognised!
Chap – Bit of a Wizard ..I hear?
Merlin – Well Yes .. I’ve been told I’m skilled
Chap – Do tricks and things ..don’t ya.. Magical stuff?
Merlin – Magical … yes that’s correct
Chap – Turn Kings into Frogs ..and that sort of thing ..Is that right
Merlin – Well Yes ..I suppose I could Turn a King into a Frog!
Chap – Ever Mucked up ..Ya know, made a mistake?
Merlin – Well Yes …hasn’t everyone?
Chap – Can you reverse a curse?
Merlin – Yes I can … with knowledge of who applied the Curse and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it ….Why ?
Chap – I’m Cursed
Merlin – Really … and how long have you been bewitched?
Chap – Years…..
Merlin – Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?
Chap – Yeah .. can’t forget them!
Merlin – What were they?
Chap – something like … Do you take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife…
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