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Viagra

Jun 4, 2021

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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a genericname. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is call edamoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.

Hear Me Out

Jun 4, 2021

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While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.

“People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,” one says, “but we have no one to go to with our own problems.”

“Since we’re all professionals,” another suggests, “why don’t we hear each other out right now?”

They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, “I’m a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can.”

The second admits, “I have a drug problem that’s out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.”

The third psychiatrist says, “I know it’s wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can’t keep a secret.”

Constipation Horse

Jun 3, 2021

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Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says,”My horse is constipated.”

The vet says, “Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse’s ass, and blow the pill up there.”

Farmer Gossman comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.

The vet says, “What happened?”

Farmer Gossman says, “The horse blew first.”

Excessive Flatulence

Jun 3, 2021

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A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she suffered from excessive flatulence, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now.

So the doctor took down all her medical history, a process that took quite a while. At the end, the woman says, “You see, doctor, while I’ve been sitting here talking to you, I’ve broken wind five times, but there’s no sound and no smell.”

At this point, the doctor scribbled something on a paper, ripped off the sheet and handed it to the woman. The woman asked, “What’s this? Some pills?” The doctor replied, “No, that is the prescription for a hearing aid. Also an appointment for next week to operate on your nose.”