Computer Helpline Screensaver
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
I Smell…
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.
Papa...
AOL Prank Calls
Actual recorded Prank calls to AOL
Call placed to 1-800-4-ONLINE, the number to order an AOL startup kit.
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AOL: America Online, this is Diane speaking.
Me: Hi,...
Too Many Puppies
A client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and...
How were People Born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made...
New Member in Family
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day...



















