One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth....

A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a load of her" said...

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me...

Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks...

According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat...

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the...