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A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25¢ each - three for a dollar." All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't...
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