Policeman: I’ll afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the night.
Man: What’s the charge?
Policeman: Oh, there’s no charge. It’s all part of the service.
Part of the Service
License Please
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her driving license. he says, “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered, “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied, “I don’t care who you know, you’re getting a ticket no matter what.”
Just Make Sure
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn’t know what to do, so he called 911.
When the person answered the hunter told them that his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm down and make sure your partner was dead
Awhile later, the person on the phone heard a gun shot and the hunter came back on the line and said “OK, he is dead for sure”, what’s next?
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