A man walks into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approaches the desk, the receptionist asks, “Sir, may we help you?”
“There’s something wrong with my penis,” he informs her.
The receptionist indignantly responds, “Sir, You shouldn’t come into a crowded office and say something like that.”
“Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,” he says.
“Because” replies the receptionist. “You’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there’s something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.”
The man walks out, waits several minutes, and re-enters. The receptionist smiles smugly and asks,
“There’s something wrong with my ear,” he states.
The receptionist nods approvingly.
“And what is wrong with your ear, sir?”
“It burns when I piss out of it” the man replied.