Thursday, March 28, 2024
School Jokes

I Need A Drink Jokes Times Jokes Times
  1. You are different and that’s bad.
  2. Pop goes the hamster…… and other great microwave games.
  3. What is that dog doing to that other dog?
  4. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad.
  5. Barbar meets the taxidermist.
  6. Testing home made parachutes using household pets.
  7. Garfield gets feline leukemia.
  8. The Kids’ Guide to hitchhiking.
  9. The pop-up book of human anatomy.
  10. Things rich kids have, but you never shall.
  11. The Care Bears maul some campers and are shot dead.
  12. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.
  13. Controlling the Playground: Respect through fear.
  14. You were an accident.
  15. Some Kittens can fly!
  16. Daddy drinks because you cry.
  17. Curious George and the high voltage fence.
  18. How to become the dominant military power in your primary school.
  19. Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Point become friends.
  20. Start an estate agency with the change from your mums purse.

Chicken Sandwiches Jokes Times

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.

Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn’t a chicken sandwich.

He said, “Hey, how come you’re not eating chicken, don’t you like it anymore?”

She said “I love it but I have to stop eating it.” “Why?” he asked. She pointed to her lap and said “Cause I’m starting to grow little feathers down there!”

“Let me see” he said. “Okay” and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, “That’s right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.”

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.

He said to the little girl, “I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I’m starting to get feathers down there too!”

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.

She said, “Oh, my God, it’s too late for you! You’ve already got the neck and the gizzards.”

Greeting Cards Jokes Times

A little boy had been pawing over the stock of greeting cards at a stationery store.

After a few minutes the clerk became curious and asked, “Just what is it you’re looking for, sonny? Birthday greeting? Message to a sick friend? Anniversary congratulations to your mom and dad?”

The boy shook his head, “No.”

“Then what kind of card is it that you want?” asked the clerk.

The boy answered wistfully, “Got anything in the line of blank report cards?”

Four Little Animals Jokes Times

A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?”

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want out of life is four little animals.”

The teacher asked, “Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?”

The little girl said “A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it”.

The Teacher Fainted

Upgrade Jokes TImes

On little Larry’s first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, ‘I don’t belong here, I should be in third grade!’

The teacher looked at little Larry’s records and told him to please take his seat. Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, ‘I don’t belong here, I should be in the third grade!’ Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry’s problem.

The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of.

The teacher suggested they try some biology questions… ‘What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?’ asked the teacher.

‘Legs!’ Larry immediately replied.

‘What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn’t?’ asked the teacher.

‘Pockets!’ said Larry.

The teacher looked at the principal, who said, ‘Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!’

Circulation Jokes Times

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”

“Yes,” the class said.

“Then why is it that while am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”

A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

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